you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people!
Vegetables aren't food.
Vegetables are what food eats.
Grow your own dope! Plant a politician!
Never shoot to kill. Always shoot to live.
You keep believing... we'll keep evolving!
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy, green meat is bad for you!
There's a sucker reborn every minute
Who are you to question why your god doesn't want me to believe in him?
Driver carries no more than $20 worth of ammunition
Omnipotent Omniscient Omnibenevolent - Pick two.
My kid sells term papers to your honor student
SO MANY CHRISTIANS -- SO FEW LIONS
Support the Math Illiteracy Tax - Buy Lottery Tickets
In case of Rapture, can I have your car?
Preserve the old growth lithosphere. BAN SUBDUCTION!