If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people!
Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats.
Grow your own dope! Plant a politician!

Never shoot to kill. Always shoot to live.

You keep believing... we'll keep evolving!

Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy, green meat is bad for you!

There's a sucker reborn every minute

Who are you to question why your god doesn't want me to believe in him?

Reunite Gondwanaland

Driver carries no more than $20 worth of ammunition

Omnipotent Omniscient Omnibenevolent - Pick two.

My kid sells term papers to your honor student


Support the Math Illiteracy Tax - Buy Lottery Tickets

In case of Rapture, can I have your car?

Preserve the old growth lithosphere. BAN SUBDUCTION!